25
Jul
Jul
Be like a sponge
Be like a sponge when it comes to each new experience. If you want to be able express it well, you must first be able to absorb it well.
Jim Rohn
24
Jul
Jul
She did it.
I told you about my friend who decided to quit smoking. Well she did it. She completed the program and has been smoke free for almost three months. She has stopped using the lozenges and is now working on staying smoke free. She has changed some of her other habits to make sure she avoids the temptation and is doing well. We are all very proud of her.
23
Jul
Jul
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation
A Preacher was explaining that he must move on to a larger congregation that will pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave.
Joe Smith, who owns several car dealerships in the City stands up and proclaims, ‘If the Preacher stays, I will provide him with a new Cadillac every year and his wife with a Honda mini-van to transport their children!’
The congregation sighs in relief and applauds.
Sam Brown, a successful entrepreneur and investor, stands and says ‘If the Preacher will stay on here, I’ll personally double his salary and also establish a foundation to guarantee the college education of all his children!’
More sighs and loud applause.
Sadie Jones, age 88, stands and announces with a smile, ‘If the Preacher stays, I will give him sex!’
There is total silence.
The Preacher, blushing, asks her ‘Mrs. Jones, whatever possessed you to say that?’
Sadie’s 90 year old husband Jake is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replies ‘Well, I just asked my husband how we could help and he said ‘Screw the Preacher!’
21
Jul
Jul
Love,respect, and home-grown tomatoes
Love,respect, and home-grown tomatoes are all that really matter in the end.
Robert Waller
20
Jul
Jul
Remember the three powerful resources
Remember the three powerful resources you always have available to you: LOVE, PRAYER,FORGIVENESS
19
Jul
Jul
How wonderful is it that nobody
How wonderful is it that nobody need wait a single moment before starting to improve their world.
Anne Frank
18
Jul
Jul
The real things haven’t changed
The real things haven’t changed. It is best to be honest and truthful; to make the most of what we have;to be happy with simple pleasures;and to have courage when things go wrong.
Laura Ingalls Wilder