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23 Jul

You Know that Your Summer Vacation is Bad when…

You Know that Your Summer Vacation is Bad when…

  • The high point so far is when the air conditioner in your house got fixed.
  • First day of vacation and everyone comes down with dysentery.
  • Your favorite home ball team transfers to Paducah.
  • The grubs ate your lawn, the rabbits ate your garden and your gross Uncle Herby comes to live with you as a summer house guest.
  • Your sixteen year-old daughter ran off with the Panamanian gardener, so did your son.
  • Your allergies kicked in big time, you find out that you are especially allergic to Johnsonville Brats and beer.
  • Your favorite ice cream stand was torched by a local terrorist. It was due to ice cream wars from the Dairy Drip across town.
  • You found out too late that during the high dive in front of your neighborhood, that your swim trunks have a rip in the front.
  • The dog is eating grass again. He demonstrated this in front of your dinner party in the middle of your living room.
  • You cannot get out of that trip you booked three years ago to exciting and unpredictable Aruba.

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